100 things...(minus 90)

The 100 things about me thing is going around... although I don't think I even could come up with 100 things I know about myself, I am going to at least try...
1) I would love to move to a city, abandoning my current life and starting over.(I feel it was God's little practical joke in my life to have me born in a hick town in Kansas...and I can't seem to find my way out...*sigh*...and Dorothy worked so hard to get back in)
2) I enjoy the company of animals, books. and music more than the company of most humans.
3) There is a "bitch" that lives in my head, screaming all the things I was taught to believe in my Methodist upbringing... I feel guilt over everything...
4) Although I love my children, and work very hard to give them a happy, normal childhood, I don't think I was meant to be a mother.
5) I am usually sexually submissive, but in every other aspect of my life I am a bad ass.
6) I can't sit still through an entire movie without doing something else.
7) I love working nights (less people to f**k with that way)
8) I would love to be a phone sex girl. Can anyone tell me how to get into the business??
9) I am secretly bi-curious. (there goes the "bitch" screaming in my head again for even admitting that).
10) I am a "closet Goth".
**I already sound very repressed, don't I? anyone know a good therapist...?**